Chimp invite over Gorilla yesterday.

Him place right across street. So, me go.

Him place nice. Make Gorilla rethink standard of living. But Chimp get residual checks from days as Hollywood Star. Gorilla no get star treatment except in academic circles.

People loved Chimp. Chimp danced. Chimp smoked. Then Chimp get old and fat.

Hollywood say, ‘‘People no like old, fat Chimp. People like young, skinny Chimp.’’

Fortunately for Chimp, him have good accountant, make smart investments. Now Chimp make money off young, skinny days and don’t have to dance or smoke.

Why Gorilla not more like Chimp?

Gorilla dance too.